I really donât know where November and December went. Or January. Oh crap, itâs the end of February already. Sigh. Iâm doing good to not go to the office on a Saturday or start cleaning the house on a Tuesday morning. So, now, Iâm finally going to finish what was a little series (err.. OK, two posts donât a series make) about PASS Summit with this post, which will cover some boring personal stuff, along with some lessons learned back in October.
The Weekend
We were in Seattle until the Monday after the conference, so we had the weekend to do some sightseeing. We planned that since we had never been to Seattle before and we also have a habit of tacking on some vacation around conferences like this for higher quantities of bang-for-buck. We would have rather done this scheduling a little differently, but more on that in a bit.

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We reserved a rental car on Friday morning, so we could get around outside of downtown. We of course went to the Pike Place Market, which was great. Saw some fish flying through the air, as expected. Went by the original Starbucks, bought some cheese, even some flowers. We actually came back here on Monday morning on our way to the airport to pick up a couple of fish to take home with us. Thereâs now an Alaskan King Salmon in the freezer in the basement, which I think is pretty awesome. I suppose itâs oneâs duty to go to the Space Needle their first time in Seattle, so we did that, too.
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With the touristy stuff out of the way, Tammy and I met up with Denny (blog | @MrDenny) & wife Kris and set out to see our favorite off-the-beaten-trail thing: dams! Although more lock system than dam, we went to the Hiram M. Chittenden (aka âBallardâ) Locks. Denny & Kris made fun of us a little bit for being âoooo, boats!â, but hey, weâre from Indiana and live in Tennessee nowâwe donât exactly get to see water all that often. The complex has a fish ladder where adult salmon can make it upstream past the dam complex to spawn in the freshwater Lake Washington. Thereâs a viewing area down along the ladder where you can see into the water through windows. October isnât exactly heavy salmon migratory season, but there was one lone fish in there bumming around. This would be pretty sweet to see when itâs busy.

Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full
Somewhat ironically, immediately after this, we went and ate sushi. I canât drive chopsticks, but thatâs a different story.
The rest of the weekend involved closing down the Tap House another time or two, shopping, me piecing out and almost hitting my face on some asphalt in a park, annnnnd sleep. We got back on a 737 for the return trip to KBNA on Monday, and that was that.
Our pics from the trip are on Flickr here. Well, Tammyâs are. Mine havenât been sorted through & uploaded.
Summit Recap
This conference is crazy. If it had eyes, you wouldnât talk to it in a bar; you would walk swiftly the other way.
Now, of course, if youâre that guy, it probably isnât as bad. You come to Seattle, you get your learninâ on, maybe spend some time with the crew at an Expert Pod to talk through a nasty intermittent deadlocking problem youâve got, grab some supper, and then head back to your room to catch up on some work or otherwise. I used to be that guy at conferences, so I understand. However, this is the SQL community, which means if you want to take your chances with the crazy, thereâs plenty of opportunity.
Obviously, thereâs the conference itself. With the schedule full of world-class speakers, small-group interactions with leading experts, and the Birds of a Feather lunch, it is truly amazing the amount of knowledge and experience available for attendees. If you have a question about SQL Server, there is someone here who can answer it (and if there isnât, then the question is probably unanswerable đ ). I really do enjoy this âlearningâ part of events. I also love being able to take advantage of the expertise available when I have big nagging problems that I havenât been able to work out. Fortunately or unfortunately, I didnât have any such things going on last fall that I was able to pick brains about. For a number of reasons, I hope that is different this year.
Along these lines, something did happen at the conference last year which I havenât really had happen before: during a few different sessions, I had the realization that I actually knew what was going on. It wasnât exactly that I felt I was learning for the fist time, it was more the feeling about âgettingâ such a big chunk of this âworking with dataâ thing that I do. Obviously I donât really get everything there is to get, as thereâs way more to âworking with dataâ than I have my brain wrapped around at this point, but the speakers and the content are just that goodâthey make you feel smarter than you actually are! I never got this feeling back when I was a sysadmin, doing sysadmin-y things, and I donât know if itâs because my heart is so much more in what Iâm doing now or something else.Â

- Oh hai!
There are plenty of networking opportunities during the conference day, up to and including ones that I didnât even know were coming. Case in point: When I would think about it, I would Tweet what session I was sitting down in; or, RT someone else who beat me to it. In one session, I saw a tweet of someone sitting in the same session I was. Into the session, I happened to notice the guy next to me would flip over to TweetDeck on his laptop every so often. I checked out the avatar of the guy who said he was in the same session and I then realized that I was sitting right next to him. It was @DataOnWheels. We talked for a bit & exchanged cards at the end of the session. It was a pretty cool happening.
Some people will say to not feel obligated to go to a session in every slotâthatâs what ordering the DVDs of all of the sessions are for. Instead, use the time at the conference to do things that you canât get for later. Things like hanging out and talking to other people who do the same things that you do that you met at lunch (of which there are plenty ofâŠeven I found some!). I can at least partially agree with this advice. However, Iâve been to a fair handful of conferences over the years where, due to one reason or another, the sessions (the learning) were the main reason I was there. As a result, it is going to take me a little while to get over the âsessions are Priority 1â thing. Also, watching the DVDs afterwards just isnât quite the same as being in the session in all cases. I know as I start to get to know more people (or maybe as more people get to know me), I will be more inclined/have more opportunity to spend part of an afternoon talking about where Microsoft is going with Vertipaq or whatever. This time, I went to a session in every slot except one or two at most, and Iâm glad I did that.
One place where we did jump into the social/networking aspect is after-hours. Other than a couple nights where we went back to our hotel and pretty much passed out, we were out quite late. In fact, on the day we flew out to Seattle, I realized later that we had been awake and moving for 23 hours or so. There was SQLKaraoke for one, but for the most part, it was just hanging around at the Tap House talking shop until they kicked us out. Those were some good times. There was the second dinner lots of nights part, which was a little over-the-top. I didnât really gain much weight that week, and I donât know how I pulled that off.
Random Bits & Things We Learned for Next Time
Stuff We Should Have Brought More Of. Clothes. The 16 or so hour days that we were running really put an unexpected hurt on our clothes. Tammy noticed about halfway through our trip that one of my pairs of jeans was getting a little⊠rough (relatively speaking). We got to thinking about it and realized that we were wearing clothes for about twice as long as we usually do in a day, because of how long our days were on this trip. By the time we were heading home, nothing was standing in the corner on its own, but we do know for next time to plan on wearing some things (mostly pants) fewer times than we would normally expect to.
Stuff We Could Have Gone Without. Power Strip. I packed one. It didnât get used once. I donât know how it didnât, and as a result, even though it didnât get used this time, one will probably come along again next time. This is one of those things that doesnât take up all that much room, but if it turns out that we actually need it, itâs gold. If weâre tight on room or weight though, this will be one of the first things to go.
Down Time. We found that down time is an important part of the weekâs schedule. We cashed out pretty early two nights and it was probably the only way we made it through the week. Basically⊠weâre not in college anymore. And, likelyâŠyou arenât either. I mean, if you are, thatâs coolâweâll see you a night or two this year at 0300. If youâre like us, though, there will be a few late nights and a couple/few not-so-late nights; and thatâs perfectly OK.
Food. Something funny happened in the first part of our week in Seattle last yearâwe were sick! Long story short, it turns out that we apparently eat better than we thought we did. I mean, yeah, we hardly ever eat fast food, only eat at restaurants a few times a week, and grow a fair amount of the plant-derived food we eat, but I wasnât expecting to be thrown for a loop by eating nothing but institutional food. This isnât about any food in particular we had towards the beginning of our trip, itâs just that it turned out to be so different than what we usually eat, it was a shock to our systems. Everything was OK after a few days, but this might be something to keep in mind if youâre a heavy eat-in-type person. At the risk of sounding snooty, we will probably be hitting the Whole Foods thatâs in downtown Seattle for some meals at least early in the week to help ease the transition.
Jet Lag. A number of years ago, someone told us of a good way to deal with Westbound jet-lag. See, the problem with going back in time is that you tend to go to bed and get up way early until you get acclimated. The fix is the day you get to your destination, stay up as late as you absolutely possibly can, and only then go to bed. This will make you âsleep inâ the next morning as far as your body is concerned, which will hopefully more-or-less land you at the correct time to get up in the new timezone. Weâve done this for a while, and it works really well for us.
The problem is when flying Eastbound. This leads to one staying up and sleeping in way late compared to the prevailing time, which is more of a problem to deal with. This is really bad, because thereâs not a good, easy way to deal with it like there is the other way. You just have to go to bed, set your alarm, and hope for the best (and probably be dead for a day or two). On this trip, our first day back in TN, we went to bed at about or normal time, 10:00p Central (8:00p as far as our bodies were concerned). This was only possible because of the craziness from the week before. Turns out this snapped us right back to Central Time in one day! It was by far the easiest jet lag recovery weâve ever had.
Thatâs it for PASS Summit 2011. I feel bad that it has taken me so long to finish getting this post together. I mean, itâs almost SQL Rally time. I guess one could say the silver lining here is since so much time has gone by, this is a good way to keep the excitement for Summit 2012 alive! Weâve already registered for this year, and we pretty much canât wait to see our #SQLFamily again.